The Blog Of Dysfunction

Wolverine: Crrraack (sound of enamel on Adamantium) duh. Superman: Why would anyone want to be sucking lame? Batman: If you bite the abyss, the abyss bites back Obama: Imagine a prey that shouts “yes you can” when you bite him. Dolphins: Watch and decide Britney spears: Because even vampires have values Richard Stallman: How does [...]

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My life is in less of a mess than before, but still quiet messed I am BROKE Because I have been traveling and I have a new expensive hobby and am spending too much on her it. I pant if I walk more than 200 meters Because I went home and ate more than I [...]

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image by helga Dear reader, If you have been following the news of late, you would have heard that right-wing barf-brained imbeciles with political backing (ram sena, bajrang dal, other nitwits) have decided that the cultural integrity of the glorious nation India must be exhibited by beating up helpless women outside pubs. And in other [...]

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I usually don’t make new year resolutions, because, lets face it, the year is old from Jan 2nd. But this year, I have to do something. I have no new resolutions, but I have needs. In 2009 I need to start waking up earlier. Getting up at nine thirty AM has its charms, but its [...]

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Dear readers, from now on, you can also read me at India’s Thought terminus: Mutiny (If I get about writing more, that is) To start with I expose a secret killer. Isn’t it great that there’s more of me to love now? ola schizo

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in the continuous search for permanency, we forget to appreciate the beauty of everything that is transient.  Ramya Sriram Like What is permanent anyway? Not even perception. Reality is not an illusion but has a half life. You really need to stop and smell the roses. Ciao schizo _______________ images by  rosemary* bass_nroll Jean-François Chénier [...]

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It is possible that in a universe without shades of gray, I would be unhappy because I would have no choice. But I really do wish in this world, we had better ways of distinguishing the moral from the immoral, and right from wrong. In the absence of such clarity, we invented fantasy fiction and [...]

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This reality show of terror from outside and incompetence from inside is probably the most watched show ever in our history. Almost three days full of anguish and fear, uncertainty and struggle. I feel, too many things. Let down by those who we foolishly trust again and again to prevent this. Jealous of those who [...]

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I have been a cynic for too long, so here it is, without much ado,I hereby shed my cynical skin, for good. The problem with being a cynic is that you have lost without having fought. He who expects to lose does not win very often, and even if he does, he just blames luck. [...]

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